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What Are You?

I'm just an average Third Culture Kid who is distantly related to the Pied Piper1. I speak in tongues2, read more than 200 pages a week, and astound even the best English teachers with my writings.3 Look at my personal newsletter: "Curent Events". At the age of 12, I invented the world's first and only all-in-one poncho, palette, and bedspread, but my mother threw it away before it could be marketed. Once I rode a motorcycle for six hours without touching the handlebars4, and because I love adventure, I leapt off a 747 and escaped without injury5. Believe it or not, I actually have a valid driver's license, and have swum in the Atlantic, Pacific, and the South China Sea . Despite the fact that my attempts to juggle represent the chaos theory, I have worked side by side with famous authors6, discovered new and exciting bugs7, and sold high-grade, state-of-the-art chips8. Unfortunately, it wouldn't all fit in my resume.

1--Children follow me around.
2--Bilingual--Spanish actually.
3--With very bad spelling.
4--Notice the word "rode".
5--The plane had already landed.
6--I helped cook supper. My sister and brother-in-law
wrote a book calledYou Know You're an MK When
7--In my brotherís programming
8--In chocolate chip cookies